Engaging, energetic, educated, endearing. Quirky as hell. Ok, down to the important stuff! I will spare you the nonsense with fluff about being some sort of elitehigh class entity. Im not. I am however down to earth, real and accomodate clientele of all walks of life. Every background; every race / ethnicity, body type, gender, religion, socioeconomic status. Furthermore, I am experienced with neurodivergent and clients with a disability. Yes of course they are real, the droop is real. I would be considering requesting my money back if I paid to have my tits hang to my belly button. I am a vagabond of sorts. You’ll catch me between Melbourne, Sydney and Canberra frequently. Other locations sporadically depending on am at my core a fan girl. My interests consume me. I am a passionate patron of the arts, cinephile, amateur urban Gardner, keen but shit video gamer, vintage enthusiast and collect second hand books (namely Austen, ask me how many copies of Persuasion I own!) I am sober from drugs and alcohol, and trust my clientele to respect and appreciate this. I am more than happy for you to have a bit of whatever will relax you into our time together, however I do not see folks heavily under the influence of any substance. I do not have a service list. I don’t believe in reducing our time together to a set menu. Instead, how about you tell me what you desire and we can create something made to order for your needs With this being said, I will happily let you know my non negotiable hard limits and what I refuse to offer (it’s not too left of field, wear a condom bro). By that token, my rates are all inclusive. The only extra I offer is an animated re telling of the 1986 NGV Picasso heist. I will request a deposit for any booking made with me. This is to secure our time and instil trust on both ends. Typically it is $200AUD paid via bank transfer, payid, beem or ATM deposit. This amount could vary depending on length of booking. It is non refundable. It is transferable to another time should I have 12 hours notice prior to cancellation. In the event I cancel, I will return this in full to your preferred payment method. Screening is requested at my discretion. Typically this is a copy of your photo ID (you can blank out the number / address) A selfie of you is also helpful to navigate greeting each other in a hotel lobby. I predominantly work as an incall provider. I will accept outcall bookings at my discretion and are subject to deposit, travel fee and heavy screening.
